Imagine this situation. You're home alone, you're girlfriend is at work, and because you haven't had sex today, you want to help yourself. Perfectly healthy......no shame in that .... so you start up your computer, open the webbrowser and start surfing for porn. You can take of your pants because ya don't have to worry about being disturbed. Site is finally loaded, you click on load movie and it starts loading..... finally, time to rock.... altho.....you hear screetching tires and you look out the window.....a car comes up the driveway. SHIT!! It's your girlfriend!!! Hastily you try to close the site, but because it's loading the movie, it doesn't close yet. Your girlfriend is at the frontdoor now....opening the lock......seconds tick away......the site still isn't closing, and the internet window is now giving the message 'NOT RESPONDING' fuckkkkk!!!!! you turn off your monitor fast by clicking on the power button. Your girlfriend is now in the hall.....just one more door. But oh no! you forgot to put your pants back on. You bend over fast to grab your pants and pull them up to cover your hairy ass. But it's too late, your girlfriend stands in front of you and looks at you with a shocked look on her face. BUSTED!!! Orrrrr something like this could happen.
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