9:46 AM|||Papigiulio|||

When you are a salesman, nothing can be more annoying then annoying customers.

I've categorized the kind of costumers in 4 different species.
1. Customers that see the stuff they want, pay for it and leave. (Best ones you can have.)
2. Customers, that see something, then pay, come back to trade or repair it and make no fuss about it and just leave with a new or repaired product. No problem there.
3. Then we have costumers that come back and make a little fuss about the product they bought, in their defense, they paid for it so it can be annoying if the shop doesn't help you with it if it's not their fault. Still I always help every costumer out.
4. Aaaaand then we have assholes. I refer them to as assholes as everything that comes out of their mouth is shit. They come in the stores and start complaining right away, they call and curse over the phone. They just whine and bitch for no reason at all and most of all they are dumb. Dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb.

Saturday I had one of the species 4. clients. And I tell you, they get on my fucking nerve everytime. A piece of our convo:

Me: "Goodmorning, Giuliano blablabal, how can I help you?"
Asshole: "Listen moron, i've called your store 4 times last weeks and you still haven't got my product in, whats up with that"

Me: "Xcuse me?? (wtf goodmorning to you too biatch) what was your name again?
Asshole: none of ya business, did my product arrive?

Me: "I'm sorry I really do need a name to look it up"
Asshole: "You already got my damn name, i've said it to you guys already a million times"

Me: "Million seems rather a lot don't ya think. But what about a postal code so I can look it up with that.
Asshole: "Long sighhhhhhhh" Jeeez it's 1500 AA"
Me: *while typing, repeating every single digit. "1-5-0-0-A-A...right??"
Asshole: "YESSSSSSSSSS I SAID SO DIDN't I????"

Me: "thank you (goddamn stressed out biatch)"
....
Me: "Sorry mam we can't find any details with that postal code"
Asshole: "goddamnit you still haven't got my product in do ya? What kind of shop are you running"
Me: "Maybe you could give me your name now to check again?"
Asshole: "Jeeez!!!! It's *censored*"
Me: "Allrighty hold on"

Checked out the name and finally the computer found something, but the fact we couldn't find anything earlier was becuase her postalcode wasn't 1500 AA but 1500 AK. Unfortunately her product was still in repair so she had to wait another week, well i'm not gonna jot down here what she said then when i told her that, but I think i've learned a whole new kind of language after that.

Too bad you gotta stay nice with these kinds of jobs, because nothing would relieve me more then to make fun of those people.

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Comments:

Too bad you gotta stay nice with these kinds of jobs, because nothing would relieve me more then to make fun of those people.

That is why we have blogs, my dear Papi! And commenters that poke fun along with you! Haha! =)

# posted by

Anonymous : 5/30/2006 08:00:00 PM

lol i couldn't handle a job like that.. customers always right my AZZ! lol fek that!
so papi - love the new pic... it's been a while, yes... sorry bout that! ;) still luv ya though!

ta-ta

# posted by

~Manda : 5/31/2006 05:12:00 PM

@marz: hahaha true :P

@manda: oiiiiii girl wusssaap, glad you're back. Lub ya too hehehe

@frisky: Hahahahaha

# posted by

Papigiulio : 6/01/2006 04:46:00 AM

reading this entry through, i couldn't help but smiling.
whaddya know?

i was a customer service myself for 1 year! and the very last day of working is the happiest day of my life :)

# posted by

Nauval Yazid : 6/01/2006 11:50:00 AM

Hey Papi,

Hope you're good and fine and healthy and happy and and and!!!

Just dropped by to say "hi" and give many Blogger hugz!

# posted by

Ana-chan : 6/03/2006 06:01:00 PM